Starman

I have been watching Celebrity Big Brother. *gulps*

Yes, you read that right.

Mind you, I did Sky Plus it so I could fast forward the inane bits and play when I got to the entertaining parts.

I have to be honest, the main reason I’ve tuned in is so I can catch a glimpse of the marvellous Andrew Stone when he is not busy being Starman or leaping about on Pineapple Dance Studio.

It appears he is taking a bit of stick from the other contestants, being laughed at for his campness and extravagant nature. But you know what? I love him! In fact, I really want to be his friend.

I could be his star woman and sing along with him in a glam rock outfit.

I could give him a run for his money in the dancing stakes and jump into the splits whenever he decided to too.

I could borrow his black nail varnish and enjoy soulful, meaningful conversations together…putting the world to right while composing our latest hit song.

You may think I’m joking but I really am not.

He is clearly a man of feeling, of passion, of emotion and the fact that he does not hide that is what makes him ‘odd’ to most others.

So don’t worry Starman. Come and join the weird and wonderful crew!